At the risk of inducing collective apoplexy...

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

After a significant amount of serious thought, and various discussion over the past several months...

I have decided to join the X-Men as a trainee.

Thus making your team 100% more Francais and 1000% more fabulous.

Objections may take a number, and start a line forming at the left.

To answer what might be the most obvious questions, yes, I am serious, and yes, I am aware of the irony given my past affiliations.

Merci.

Comments

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

So now of course, the very important question. What shall be Jean-Phillipe's trainee name?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Merde. I believe someone small, red, and devious neglected to mention the hazing.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude. I gotta go like, drag out my old Physical Science textbook and find some good annoying electricity terms so you can have the worst trainee codename ever.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Because I could not think of anything other than the bad puns. Like "Shocker".

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I like the French science electricity guy thing, and he'd even get like options, there's two of them in my book!

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I vote we just go all the derived units in order: joule, ohm, tesla, volt, watt...

Oh, Ampere is French. It's a base unit, but I suppose we could break the rule I just made up. Especially since I plan on making his life hell. (The power has gone to my head and I'm okay with that, especially for hypocrites.)

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

We could always do some weird pairing of Tesla and Edison for extra fun. Edisla...Tesison.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

...did you just slash scientists where I could see?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Possibly? They did hate each other an awful lot, maybe they were just supressing something.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, no more fan fic for you; hate =/= love, just really violent sex on occasion. Either way, DR programer votes no on the possible violent sex slash names that make her pained on the inside.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*giggle* What, not even the fanfic with hot guys in it? I suppose I can put the amalgamated names on the trash heap.

How about something like Sparky the wonder boy?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I do not believe that being young and naive classifies as "hypocrisy".

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Feel free to prove me wrong, chickpea, heaven knows we can always use new blood. But until then, you're a just another whiny boy who wants to play with the cool kids.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Is this where one of us like gets Bobby and makes him make a pun?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Or Hank, he loves his puns just as much, I believe.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

How about ice cream/milk instead?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I vote that!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey I kinda know some of those! I am SO cool I break that law of thermodynamics that say you can't get like so cold that your atoms stop or something.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can be cool if you bring attention to your coolness. It's like an inverse law or something.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude you have a tiara. You don't get to make laws on coolness.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Tiara's are cool. You just haven't realised their awesome power yet.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know that thing where I edit your papers and throw a roll at your head whenever you are stupid with the apostrophes because hey if I'm gonna teach kids how to spell and shit I might as well be good at it? Yeah, imagine me with a roll right here.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Oops. Tiaras are cool. One of these days my native language will not be so damn confusing with its grammar.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah but then where would I get good rolls and pizza from?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

True. I've got another paper for you to edit by the by. You free tonight?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I gotta go to bed soon. If it's due tomorrow you're screwed. Otherwise I got time tomorrow night and Wednesday afternoon or else you gotta wait until the weekend.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Wednesday night works, your usual fee?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Unless you're gonna do something weird like that weird pizza in Japan, pizza is great.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Pizza it is, although if you really want puffer fish pizza, I could give it a shot.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Guys I have the best name ever for him. Sparky Sparky Boom man!

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Seconded! Not even going to bother offering suggestions after that one!

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

Ah, Jean-Philippe, training you is going to be fun.

I rather like Tesla.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Personally, I like Buzz. Because that's about as much as your powers can do, right? Give people an annoying little tingly buzz?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I think that perhaps your perspective on the subject is skewed?

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not at all.