At the risk of inducing collective apoplexy...

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

After a significant amount of serious thought, and various discussion over the past several months...

I have decided to join the X-Men as a trainee.

Thus making your team 100% more Francais and 1000% more fabulous.

Objections may take a number, and start a line forming at the left.

To answer what might be the most obvious questions, yes, I am serious, and yes, I am aware of the irony given my past affiliations.

Merci.

Comments

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Personally, I like Buzz. Because that's about as much as your powers can do, right? Give people an annoying little tingly buzz?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I think that perhaps your perspective on the subject is skewed?

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not at all.