At the risk of inducing collective apoplexy...

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

After a significant amount of serious thought, and various discussion over the past several months...

I have decided to join the X-Men as a trainee.

Thus making your team 100% more Francais and 1000% more fabulous.

Objections may take a number, and start a line forming at the left.

To answer what might be the most obvious questions, yes, I am serious, and yes, I am aware of the irony given my past affiliations.

Merci.

Comments

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

We could always do some weird pairing of Tesla and Edison for extra fun. Edisla...Tesison.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

...did you just slash scientists where I could see?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Possibly? They did hate each other an awful lot, maybe they were just supressing something.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, no more fan fic for you; hate =/= love, just really violent sex on occasion. Either way, DR programer votes no on the possible violent sex slash names that make her pained on the inside.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*giggle* What, not even the fanfic with hot guys in it? I suppose I can put the amalgamated names on the trash heap.

How about something like Sparky the wonder boy?