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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Someone else can write up the report. I am going to go take ten thousand showers. I smell like guts and cordite. And I need a new flight suit, because I am going to take this one directly to the incinerator.

Goddamn zombies.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Don't turn that incinerator on yet. I gotta get some clean pants on before I bring the ones down that got ruined by corpses and before I do that I am taking a farking hot shower.

Man, I can't believe I'm even typing this shit. This is the SECOND TIME! At least this time I wasn't in my underwear.

Jesus christ, that was my last pair of decent pants that didn't have holes in them.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Like as in 'Dawn of the dead' style zombies? Or World war Z style zombies? You guys didn't get bitten did you? Because if you did, I feel I need to warn you that we'll need to put you down for the good of humanity. *grins*

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

When did you fight zombies in your underwear? Boxers or briefs?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Not zombies, pigs, and boxerbriefs.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Again, not with the funny.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

To explain why it's a little soon for jokes, the boy we went to pick up yesterday killed most of the life on the farm with his manifestation and involuntarily animated the bodies. They only attacked because he was afraid. He didn't make it, and I don't know if he would have even if we'd been able to get him to Muir in time.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Well. Shit.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

I didn't even wear any underwear when I fought them. Completely nude. I guess I need to start wearing or carrying my special change-sizing clothes pretty much everywhere now.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

What the hell was the kid's power?

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I don't even know if there's a word for it. It was almost like he was on his way to becoming some sort of quasi-energy being, but something didn't work right. His manifestation killed everything in the area, and he couldn't pull himself back into his own body, so he just . . . soaked into the corpses. It wasn't sustainable. He was dying when we got there, and the bodies were already starting to rot even though they couldn't have been dead more than 5 hours. It was bad.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* Sorry. I watch way too many zombie films. I thought they were joking.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Sorry. :(

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Maybe you can get some size-change underwear?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'll make you a deal. I won't call you an asshat if you put a post-it note on your computer screen that says "Before you make a joke think about it Kyle's going to call you an asshat."

.. or, you know, however you want to word it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So he blew himself up and that's what killed him? Jesus.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Some mutations just aren't sucessful. Even if we'd gotten him to Muir before he manifested, without knowing what his power was going to do I don't know if there'd have been anything they could have done. The staff is good, but some powers are just the mutant equivalent of Tay Sachs.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, I just looked that up and I barely understood most of that wikipedia thing and that is a totally fucked up disease.

Somebody kick me HARD the next time I bitch about my x-gene making me not able to eat chocolate. I got it good compared to some.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

It's a deal. Although you may get Yvette asking me why I laugh every time I read my post-it note if I got with your suggestion by the way. Because now I'm thinking of an ass wearing a little hat.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, there's a reason I have a sticker on my laptop that says "Don't be a dick."

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*grins* By the way, I think I'm meant to help you with something for Mr Marko. I can't remember what it was though.