Figure I need to say hi.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Although, Mr Summers, if there is meant to be some weird hazing ceremony for new trainees that I'm unaware of, please continue. (Don't think I'm not looking at you Marius, with your strange Australian ways. Although, I'd prefer not to be thrown into the lake, if at all possible.)

So hi, I'll be your new trainee for the day. Please be careful to keep your arms and other limbs with you at all times. And try not to be hit by any ambulatory coat racks. (Trainee reading is absolutely facinating, really. Why do they let you people out without a bubble again?)

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

SLIMER! Or, or, no, um, Ooze Girl! Stinkycheese! Bubonic!... wait, that's a disease.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

The Hormonal Wonder

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I take it my trainee name is that wonderful hazing ritual of which I spoke? I swear by all that's holy though if anyone calls me 'Stinkycheese' there will be pain, and possibly some form of food related revenge.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

You are entirely correct. Unfortunately, I've done too much marking this week to come up with anything suitably entertaining or horrifying. Alas, I leave you in the capable hands of your fellow trainees.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Trainee reading is absolutely facinating, really. Why do they let you people out without a bubble again?

Ahahaha. Ohcrap.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*snickers* That's alright, I haven't gotten to your files just yet. Mostly I'm reading the early stuff. You'd be amazed at the stuff the people in the early X-men got up to.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad at times like these that we didn't keep comprehensive records from the very beginning. What little record there is is frequently embarrassing enough.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Oh I know! I always read it after I've been smacked around in the DR just for the schadenfreude.

As for my files. Uh. Yeah. Needless to say I didn't get hitched in Europe.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I saw those, it explains a lot actually. If you ever need someone to chat to, I'm just across the hall.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

That particular subject has been talked to death, actually. But in case you were ever curious why I wa stwitchy about the air scrubber. There ya go.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I realised that soon as I read it but didn't go the whole 'oh my God, I'm sorry, I didn't know' route because I think Yvette would've growled at me. (She does a really good growl, you know. I was surprised.)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

No appologies necessary. I didn't exactly explain myself. As I would have had to sort of explain what exactly I did on my summer vacation.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and explaining that sort of thing would probably have taken awhile, with breaks for people to boggle every so often...and possibly toilet breaks. Although, I wonder how your power would interact with mine now.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Eh, yes, on that topic, whilst it is my common training regime perhaps it would be best we avoid the sharing of powers. I believe this is the sort of power I'd best not test the learning curve.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeah. I had wondered what my power and yours would do. We could always get Dr Grey-Summers and Mr Summers to do a controlled test if you'd like? I have a feeling that you're best off knowing what's going to happen if it's an 'in the field' situation then going in blindly. But, I understand if you don't want to do it on a regular basis. It took me a while not to be weirded out by my power and I have to live with it.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I find it fascinating that the coatrack is invariably the first file any of us seem to stumble upon.

Oh, and welcome.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

That's because that particular report is flagged as "REQUIRED READING".

And those parts are highlighted. And underlined. Twice.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then you guys make us read stuff where -we- look stupid. Which was TOTALLY not nearly as funny.

I did like the part where I got called like, fourteen different words that means stupid though.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I saw that one. I was amazed that there were that many words for stupid, really. You sir, need a bubble. A very large bubble with toys to keep you amused.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

You know, that's just the first batch of reading. Like the Greatest Hits. Once you're done that, let me know and I'll let you into the really good stuff.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*grins widely* I think I like the way you're going with this.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Then there's also my secret stash of embarassing recordings from the DR. I keep those for leverage.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Hah! Which reminds me, I had to ask you when my first DR is? Or do I have to finish all the reading first?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Not for a little while. I think it's more important for you to work on powers applications right now.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Did I mention I was able to control my output recently? Logan's training technique is...unique.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Well, we'll just have to see how that works, then, won't we?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling that I'm going to be training with my powers a lot more then is the usual for students, aren't I? Mr Logan was a bit intense but I kinda understood where he was coming from.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Worked, did it?

Good.

Get Slim to set you up more like it. Work your stick-and-move, situational awareness, all that good stuff.