All right.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

So I wrote up a report finally. It's not long, just the relevant details from what I can remember of what happened while Lyman had me.

I don't really know whether I really needed to do it - it's not like any of them are walking around free to do anything with the information I gave them - but it's done. Anyone who's been bothered about me not having been properly debriefed can rest easy now.

Comments

You got a real funny notion...

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

about what constitutes a debrief, Scott.

You always edit post-op reports that heavily?

...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Like I said, I included everything that was relevant.

Re: ...

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Not only do you got a funny notion about what a post-op debrief is like, you got an even funnier notion of relevant.

How's that work?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

I included what they wanted and what I gave them. What else is there?

And this wasn't a post-op debrief, this was an incident report.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

It's a work of fiction.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

There is not one goddamned word that's untrue in that report.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

It leaves a great deal unspoken.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Oh, I get it. I was expecting this, you know.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Could have avoided it easily enough by not falsifying your post-op, or your self-debriefing, or your orgy of self-flagellation.

Whatever you call that, it's not nearly complete.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

What was I supposed to do? Every detail of everything that happened? I included everything that meant anything, and if you're not happy with that, fuck you.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

See, if only we could believe that.

It's that little part about "that meant anything" where, quite frankly, your judgement sucks.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

If you're going to call me a liar, you're going to do it to my face.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Liar?

Nope.

Deluded, damaged, and scared shitless?

You bet.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

How about you back off now, mkay.

And in case you managed to delude yourself into thinking that was formed as a question; back off. Now.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

It's touching, really, how much you're enabling his damage.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Considering how often you've sought professional help, I'm thinking you don't get to comment, oh. Ever.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

What, you figure that since you both have broken under pressures real and imagined that you know everything there is to know?

Grow up, kid.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Nope.

Yet somehow, I'm not the one who gets his kicks bullying other people. Which one of us was supposed to grow up again.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

You don't know me at all.

Stop pretending you do.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I love how you've just put the standards level at Jerry Springer.

Now all you need is some cursing for us to bleep out.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

C'mon, kid.

Dazzle me with how well you know me. This is your big chance to show off how _smart_ you are, how _useful_.

How pathetic.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Ok, guys...is this really the right place for this? Neither of you is helping right now.

Logan...you know better. I know you know better.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Well, at least he's not throwing kids up against the wall and threatening murder this time. I'd say that's an improvement. Next we can work our way up to paper-training.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

He goes after my friend for no particular reason? Hm. Yes, I believe this is the perfect place for this.

But. I respect you, and your wishes, so long as he doesn't start up on Scott again.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Oh, sugar.

I stopped wanting to impress you ages ago. And since you've already shown everyone else how immature and generally ridiculous you are, this is what we like to call check mate.