The X-Project

So I noticed that the communicators have a record function and mine must have been turned on somehow.

"Dazzler is down, Juggernaut, on your left
Make him of balance most swiftly bereft
Keep up your onslaught, oh fair Scarlet Witch
Step forward and engage this base son of a bitch"

Thank god my ears were full of wet concrete, because you're SO off-key...

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I wasn't the one neck-deep in uncured concrete and wiggling like a belly-dancer trying to get free.

Haroun

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Our esteemed leader was busy turning the place into Studio 54 while we were trying to nail the bad guy, I thought a little bit of The Hustle would have been appropriate.

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That. Was. Not. The. Hustle.

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But I know I've seen some of those moves before.

I am suddenly very, very glad I don't have Sean Cassidy's power.

That would have been - ugly.

Haroun

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I may not be deafenable (that a word? oh well, is now!) but trust me, I wished I was just then. GAH.

Also? Nathan is giggling. He's hiding out in his room to do so, but he is. I vote we do something to him. Since he was the only one unnaffected.

It's only fair! Team spirit and all. He should suffer along with us, yeaaah...

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Negative reinforcement!

I come back from a mission without so much as a bruise, and you all decide to get me for it?

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It was a fluke. Make it two missions in a row and then we'll see about positive re-inforcement.

By the way? Your bird just ratted you out big time. GRRR!

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I had no bruises from the mission on the weekend!

... okay, so I had a headache, but, no bruises.

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Uh huh.

You used the corks, didn't you?

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Hello? I am turning into a marginally competent telepath here, O Bright and Shiny One. I managed the switchboard trick just fine today, didn't I?

Even if I did nearly fall off the room laughing.

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It wasn't _that_ bad.

I know lots of songs about kicking the crap out of people.

Haroun

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...I think I know why you listen to the music you listen to now. Uh huh.

(Those are all the songs you know!!!)

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Not entirely.

If I ever wanted to blow up the Earth, I've got some good musical selections for that, too.

Haroun

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My point is made!

And your throat should not be hurting that much, now that I think of it. It's not like you sang for that long!

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Anyone seen Wanda? Or is her hair still acting up and if so, should we organize a rescue?

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No rescue necessary, I've been in the shower for most of the evening and this morning. I'm STILL picking out various bits and things.

Oh my God, Jake is never going to let me live this one down.

One, um, I should return to the museum. My hair ate a rather ugly thing and I don't think it's junk.

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There was a mumu with his name written ALL over it. I should
know, my hair was eating the one next to it.

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Thank you, Haroun, like I needed another mental image from the
mission.

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Oh, you think you had problems? I was the one that couldn't get
away from him. Literally.

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Non-linear ways.

Best euphemism ever.

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Pbhhhhhht!

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Oh, come on. I can just imagine the clenched-jaw, muscle-in-cheek-twitching look he had on when he wrote that.

And it's damned funny.

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As my throat is absolutely shredded and I don't want to do -anything- that involves making any noise for a good long while.

Ow!

Haroun

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I particularly liked the rendition of 'Hit him, baby, one more time.'

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As soon as I can swallow without wanting to die, I'm going to _kill you_.

Haroun

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Ah, but the gusto... the feeling behind it. You could really tell you wanted her to let him have it.

I give the performance three stars.

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Well, I suppose I should feel grateful about having to scrub hardened concrete out of places that concrete should not be.

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DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!

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If any other invulnerable folks need their thighs waxed at any point, I recommend Red-E-Mix concrete.

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I don't think so. No.

(EW!)

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EWWWWWWWWWWW!

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You need to be able to swallow to deal with...Nathan...

Oh my God, I'm taking another shower.

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Don't remind me of that one! Please don't!!!

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Can't help it. I think I may have to bring it up periodically. Tell it at embarassing semi-public occasions. You know.

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You're overdue for another brain-sprain.

Ass.

Haroun

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Shhhh. The brain-sprain gods might hear you.

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Besides, Medical gets lonely without you to grace them with your presence.

Haroun

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I am going to make a copy of this, and give it to Moira. That way, the next time I grace Medical with my presence, she can hunt you down and kill.

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is my friend.

Salaam,
Haroun

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I half expected him to burst into dance. Luckily for us, he
didn't.

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I hate you.

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Well, you have to admit that me turning him into a 'grade A' klutz at the end which in turn made him stumble right into Alison's fist was fantastic.

Even better when he tumbled in with Cain. Who didn't look too happy about that.

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...I feel I need to get the tapes from the security cameras. Somehow.

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*MAKES PHONE CALLS!*

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Actually, Kurt, if you want to see the whole thing I do a very nifty 'movie in your mind' trick.

As a matter of fact, everyone can consider that a standing offer. Some things just have to be shared.

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