Ahem, ahem

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Hi from your newest trainee, I guess. Um, wow, that sounds weird even though I talked to the Professor and lining up my ducks in a row completely. So, hi?

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I'll have you know there is a long, fine cultural and mythological justification behind the allotment of Chupacabracadabra. It just does not happen to be one I as an Australian actually know.

(I am indeed proud. Or was, until I realized that to do so would have served as a backhanded compliment to myself, no doubt making the act of charity just the slightest bit easier to bear.)

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Yes yes, who can forget the proud tradition of the goat-sucker.

Do you people even have goats in Australia? What would a chupacabra be there? Dingo-sucker? Kookaburra-sucker? Dugong-sucker?

(I'm glad you're happy)

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