Ahem, ahem

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Hi from your newest trainee, I guess. Um, wow, that sounds weird even though I talked to the Professor and lining up my ducks in a row completely. So, hi?

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Microwave Thing Full of Beans!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Isn't that too long or something?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

We can call you MTFoB for ... no, wait, that sounds too obscene or something.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

o.O

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

WELL IT DOES

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

YOUR BRAIN IS WEIRD!

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

No, no, much too vague. Consider: is the emphasis meant to be on that which is full of beans, or the microwave in which it is cooked? Her powerset would indicate the microwaves should be preeminent in the billing, and thus I challenge this suggestion. Remember, I have possessed that mutation. I feel certain I would have noticed some hidden source of beanery.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Are you SURE you're not going pre-law?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Quite. I do aspire to certain moral and ethical standards, and as such pursuing a career in which both are regularly challenged is not perhaps the best of ideas. No, I have chosen a path in which intricate language and shameless dissembling is of equal benefit:

Public relations.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I think I'll stick with education if it means I get to talk in English and not Mariusish.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do with an English major?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm not an English major.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

What are you majoring in then?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

not English.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Wait... *looks back up* You're studying education? That's...actually not that weird. Huh.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

See, there's a reason I totally knew it was you in New York that one day. There's somethings you can't really fake.