Okay, so I gotta ask.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Is this report for real? I mean like for really real?

Because dude, I know some of the X-Women came back busted and all, and I'm reading this and look, without somebody confirming it I am like seriously WHAT THE HELL because roller skates? "Tinkerhell"? Roller derby?

Guys I know some kind of beat-up shit happened and I know there was a post about 'bring your skates' but this is one big like, elaborate practical joke, right? It was just some raid we assisted on, right?

right?

Comments

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Since I've burned my roller derby uniform I can't provide the evidence on my end to back it up, but it wasn't a joke. Mostly.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Aw, you didn't take pictures and send them to Mr. Summers? But Roller Derby outfits are awesome

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I did, but those pictures would probably not be a good thing to show publicly.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Aw, where's the fun in that?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Private fun. :)

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

See, I'm feeling the need to say 'pics or it didn't happen' here myself.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Pics? Nonsense.

There's video.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

I think you may have just become my new favorite person.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

No thanks necessary. It was for the good of the Team.

(Not that I imagine the FBI were particularly pleased about the use of their phones, but I did at least have the forethought to establish a temporary email account before forwarding clips.)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Good of the team or not, you're my favorite person. Here I'll even spell it like you do, "favourite".

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

No, there definitely must be thanks. Possibly even in the form of a drink or several. I'll have to judge after I view the footage.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

You guys are having waaay too much fun with this.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

How often do we get to see you ladies in short skirts and fishnets?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Hopefully never again, but knowing Garrison I'm sure he'll have the FBI find some mission where it's "necessary to save the nation."

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could possibly complain about this.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

In fact, I will pay to make it happen if necessary.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

...

You are so dorky.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

How am I dorky? I'm hurt here, Jean.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Oh, there are so many ways, where do I begin?

And there, there. It'll subside.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

You're only saying that so you don't have to try and justify what is obviously a complete lie. I am the epitome of cool, don't you know.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

You're right, I must confess. You have seen through my charade. I cannot contain my admiration for you, sir. Do you carry sunglasses and a wind machine for when you walk down the street?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

And doves. I forgot the doves.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

That report doesn't even begin to cover it. It was kind of a "You had to be there" thing. Because, yeah, we were on skates and had to smash into roller derby girls and they were smashing into us, and we had to wear these outfits, and, you know, we weren't there to fight the girls so it wasn't like we could just take them out or anything.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, if those outfits are anything like the ones in that movie, uh, I vote we make those the uniforms for you guys forever.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Only if you guys have to wear them, too. Fair's fair, just ask Marius.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Did Marius wear a miniskirt and fishnets? Ew, gross.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Ha, no, but that would have been really funny.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Sadly no. My legs are far too hairy to pull off a decent pair of fishnets, no matter what Jen may have claimed to you.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Still would've been funny. :)

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

I had fun? It is too bad there is not the happy fun-times type of roller derby for mutants here, instead of the bad exploiting ones, or I would think about joining it. Well, if I had more of the free time than I already do.