So, that sucked.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The only good part about my day is that the Packers fucking won the Superbowl. I mean, I didn't get to WATCH ANY OF IT because of the FUCKING DINOSAUR.

So, yeah. Remember dino-AIDS guy, the pterodactyl that jumped me and Laurie and we had that huge fight and whatever? Yeah, so X Factor like got hired to find some person killing people over in District X and okay, somebody's gonna have to go over there and get details because fuck I have a headache, and need to go eat, but anyway, yeah, SHIELD arrested his green scaly energy-eating ass about an hour ago for being a fucking serial killer or something.

I dunno most of the details, I'll throw up what I can and I dunno, Laurie works over there, make her do the rest. She owes me 20 bucks anyway.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, technically the dinosaur, the SHIELD dude asking questions, needing to get a cut cleaned up because I had a ton of dirt in it and it was kinda on my face and I didn't want it to heal weird and then I kind of ate one of those really huge pizzas that are like four feet wide, and that's why I missed the Super Bowl.

But the important thing is that I wrote a report and the game is on the Tivo.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Wait, dinosaurs AGAIN?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a dude who turns into a big flying dino.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Oh man, not again.

Last time, I wound up having to fight those stupid flying dinosaurs. Not cool.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Luckily, Dani and I just had to scare ours a little bit...

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

I was eaten by one. Do I win?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yep

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Wait, how do I owe you $20? When did this happen? And I'm an intern type person,
Bishop's minion.

I'll make a full report once Vee and Bishop get through working it all out.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

From lunch, you never gave it to me, we drove off before I could get it from you.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

How about I take you out to lunch next week? I'm in the city at some stage, we could match up schedules?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Isn't this how we ended up fighting the damn dino in the first place?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Yeah but he's in custody now. What could possibly go wrong?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU SAY CRAZY THINGS LIKE THAT

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I had to! I'm watching Glee, it tasks me to say cliched things like that.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Is THAT why you're all going around singing something about heads?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

It was catchy! Ear worm level of catchy even. Although absolutely none of the people on the show are in any way likeable. (Except maybe Britney) You kinda can't help but watch it for the music.