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[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Remarkably simple pick up - aside from an overly active imagination the boy didn't pose any problems. Practically not worth the time to write up a real mission report, but there is one in the system. It's concise. Given the genetic manipulation aspect of his power I think it's best to send him to Muir to get him checked over. Also because I'm not letting any more patients into my medlab. Hear that? Any of you get injured and you can damn well go to St. Jude's in town.

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[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Was ... was I being hit on?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Fairly persistently, yes.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the X-Men, Pants. At least now I'm not the only one who has to constantly deal with this problem.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Don't you just get hit?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Lies! All vicious lies! Women think I'm awesome! Even the evil ones! Especially the evil ones!

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

Now why do you think that is? ;)

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

...obviously because I'm awesome.

What are you, new?

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

Apparently! I did not realize that evil women were attracted to Awesomeness. Is this a 'Lure the Awesome to the Dark Side' thing or is it a 'Save Me, Save Me O Awesome One, I Want to Be Good', kind of thing?

Either way, this has great tactical potential. How do you feel about being used for bait?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Silly Suzanne. I am too important to be used as bait. That's what the more expendable team members are for.

Hence all the plans that involve the phrase "Find a dress that fits Marius".

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

Is that what the crate of frilly dresses in the men's locker room is for? I had been wondering.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Bait! Can I vote for this? I vote for this! I mean, if he's that awesome and everything, why not?

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

I fully support and encourage the widespread endorsement of this concept. So yes! Vote early and often and tell your friends!

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

"Evil" women, huh? Sure they do.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

If I were not such a good and faithful boyfriend, I could totally use my not-inconsiderable charm to great tactical effect. But there are some lines that just must not be crossed in the name of decency. We have rules of engagement for a reason. The X-Men don't kill, and Forge is not allowed to unleash the full might of his Sexy Awesome.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

...

Um, are you sure the team leaders just don't want you scaring all of the innocent bystanders?

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, most definitely! That guy had the hots for you for sure!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

But it was a pick up! How many folks get hit on during a pick up?!

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Not many, I think. Maybe just you! :)

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

No one warned me that this kind of thing might happen!

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way?