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[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the delay. I decided to spend an extra day in Japan to make sure there were no further complications. In short, the murders were committed by The Hand, who had discovered the locations of three sacred treasures and hoped to use them to summon a demon. We stopped them. Someone who trusted us to protect them died.

I think I am going to go meditate under my tree. I will bring my fire extinguishers with me.

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Ninja please.

Seriously, though: demon-summoning ninjas? Your culture is weird.

Don't beat yourself up about it - as much as we train, the occult is always unpredictable.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you wanna ninja star to analyze? I found two stuck inside my jacket sleeve.

I'm keeping one. Any mission where I come back needing stitches, I get a souvenir. New rule.

Unless the crazy ninja can use it to track us, in which case I vote we melt them into slag.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Are they weird ninja stars? Like, poisoned or monomolecular or made of vibranium?

(note, that would be stupid, vibranium in its raw form is too brittle to hold an edge well and if you alloy it, you lose the purpose of using vibranium in the first place...)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Fucked if I know, they got stuck in my sleeve and I didn't notice until I was took my jacket off.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

As I am on the other side of the Atlantic at the moment, go ahead and leave them on the desk in my office. I'll give them a look when I get back Monday morning.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Sure. How's Rock Band coming along?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

The Queen has threatened to throw us both overboard if we break anything important.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Can King Blackagar swim? I know you can, dude, I've laked you enough for that.