New trainee

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

I meant to announce this earlier in the week, but events transpired and I wound up in Italy. Lil is going to be joining the ranks of the trainees, as it seems to be the best way to give her what she needs in terms of training.

Suggestions for a trainee name start... now. Don't disappoint me.

Comments

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Unlike some, I'd never disrespect the King with such blasphemy as taking his name anyway. And the man was crazy tough - he fought in a freaking war.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, for real? He'd have been... wait, Elvis fought in Vietnam!?!? HOLY CRAP.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

He didn't fight in Vietnam. He served in Germany and made Sergeant. Shit, google the man so you know something other than he had a heart attack in the bathroom.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, so I totally just went to his wikipedia page.

But he still died in the bathroom.

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

You're really pushing to re-tile my bathroom, aren't you?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Allegedly died.

There's a going theory that the real Elvis Presley never returned to the US after his stint in the military and continued doing covert work for the government.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I, uh... what? Dude'd be like, what, 70ish now?

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

You just moved up on my tolerable list.