Okaaaaay...

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

So, what the crap is the senior citizen "secret agent" on about? Nazi scientist trying to blow up the world? Has someone given him his meds and told him we're not living in a 1930s black-and-white serial?

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[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Sort of like how we're not living in a fantasy novel (see: alternate dimension full of Norse gods), or a SF novel (see: time-traveling ghosts from the future)?

On the scale of weird shit, this pings about what, an eight?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I am still not convinced about the whole "Norse gods" thing. There's obviously a more rational explanation.

Is this guy serious, though?

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

I am still not convinced about the whole "Norse gods" thing.

Then you're retarded. One of the gods (or someone who wishes she were divine) is apparently allied with Baron Zemo.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Oh, so now we have Nazis and "gods".

I suppose it's flattering that we get called out to save the world from a guy who's got to be what, a plain old garden-variety flatscan in his seventies? This should be a cakewalk, then.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

A "super spy" by all accounts. Although I didn't witness anything super about him.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

He stopped Zemo and your Enchantress without any powers thirty-five years ago. There are many things unlikeable about my dad, but don't ever underestimate him.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I'm boggled by the idea of several "Masters of Evil" equal to Magneto in power. How do people like that go unnoticed? Does the world not have a sense of proportion anymore?

There is a severe lack of useful details in that email.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Because "history has been lying to you". Uh-huh.

So what's the plan now? Are we waiting for instructions from Uncle Pete's Home For Wayward Malcontents?

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I just need to know if I need to be on a plane. How serious are these Greatest Generation fossils?

Hey, can I get remote database access?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

For the mission reports? Sure, should be up once the next propagation cycle runs. Standard encrypted team database login.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Brilliant, thanks.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

hey, it's double-o douche! I remember that guy! Last time he was around, there was a giant purple dragon. Somehow, I am not surprised about Nazis and stuff.

OH! D'you think we have a spare Ark of The Covenant lying around, they seem to dislike those.