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[x-m.livejournal.com]

I had my little chat with Ororo the other day and have been reading the team files ever since - I get the feeling that that's to make sure I give informed consent. I have to say, Jesus, it's fucking intense reading.

But I haven't changed my mind (yet), so I guess I'm a trainee now.

What happens now?

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[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

That's the idea. Although I don't think we've ever had anyone actually decide against it after reading the files, oddly enough.

And now we put you into training. Solo for the first little while, so that we can establish the exact parameters of your abilities and where you might need some work.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Awesome. We know I'm pretty good on the eggshell drills Cain's been putting me though. I only killed one girl scout last time, and that was because she jumped in front of a car and had like, brittle bones.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Now you get to go through the ceremonial ritual of being given a glorious and confidence-affirming trainee codename.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I suggest Starfire!

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

That's too close to my name.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

That would be confusing. Let's not, and say we didn't.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

How about no? What is your codename?

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Like what, exactly? *suspicious*

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*shifty eyed look* It's a secret. How about Beer Lass?

[x-m.livejournal.com]

It's a secret, is it? It must be really bad.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

It really is. I'm trying to pretend it doesn't exist.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Come oooon. What is it? Don't do that to me.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Oh fine, if I must. *grins* My trainee name is 'Discharge'

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! See, I was thinking Stinky or something, but that's even worse. Dude. Still, I bet you $20 that mine is better than yours.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can get much worse then mine, so yours in theory would most likely have to be better. Unless you mean you think yours is going to be worse then mine, and then I would be saying that I think you're trying to give people a challange.

Hmm, Strong Bad?