Although I doubt they'll see this for a while...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

... given that they're still almost certainly recovering from last night's celebration, I still figured a preemptive strike on the issue might be... well, funny.

Since they're both now graduates of this fine institution, Terry and Clarice are both now officially X-Men trainees. So let's roll out the red carpet and dub them with appalling nicknames before they wake up and can defend themselves, shall we?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Hrm. "Screaming Mimi" is probably too long, and "Songbird" isn't horrible enough . . . oh, I know! We could call Terry "Soundwave" and make endless jokes about where she keeps her cassettes.

Clarice, hrm. We could go with "Purple Girl," I guess . . . okay, I think I used up all my good ideas on Terry. Somebody else's turn.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Yodel and Glitterbug.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

Screech and I second Glitterbug. Or Tinkerbell.

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Shrill and Leapfrog?

I obviously want to die.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

I'm in favor of renaming BOTH Cassidys, actually. Old Yeller and Young Yeller work for me.