Okay, I understand the little hazing bit of giving team members in trainee status silly codenames, but "Hydrant"? It's because of the jacket, isn't it? The stupid grey one keeps ripping, so I grabbed the red windbreaker. Makes more sense, I tell you. Not like I can really be sneaky and subtle anyway.
Hydrant. I swear you people think you're all comedians.
Hydrant. I swear you people think you're all comedians.