Well that went about as bad as possible.

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So the kid I popped up a report about a few nights ago - I went and talked to him, and I probably fucked it up, because I was expecting a kid more like me less like.... I dunno, Angel (sorry but he's so earnest!) and I got a kid who no shit believes he's helping and I came on a little too strong. Ima regret saying this but I shoulda maybe had Laurie talk to him, he's at one of the magnet type schools, nerd stats might've done the trick, idek.

Yeah, screwed up thing is he might be helping, but he's fifteen! He's fifteen and kind of a nerd and either him or his buddy was eating sushi box for lunch wtf I never got sushi box for lunch at fifteen! Lorna, I am lodging a formal protest on behalf of fifteen year old Kyle, okay?

Anyway, he's zero threat but I'm pretty sure he's going to get himself in trouble so I've got Cypher over at XF keeping an eye on his internet stuff, in case he does anything really amazing fantastic spectacular dumb.

So there's a thing.

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Angel you owe me ten bucks.

Yeah, Wallflower and I just rescued Spider-Man (haha fucking laugh, I did.) from some asshat calling himself Radian or Radassman or something.

He's (Radian or whatever, not Spider-Man) chilling his heels in lockup, Gar, you mind checking up on him just to make sure he stays put in jail? He had this whole thing about a guy named Scorpion or something, I think Wallflower recorded it, I was busy trying to get her into a window so she could find a stairwell so we could come in door and window. We made it look like he knocked his own damn self out and called the cops from outside the building and saw them dragging him out in cuffs. It was awesome.

If you missed the report and my last post - Spider-Man ... okay I can't keep calling him that I'm laughing too much - is a fifteen year old kid named Miles and he's so earnest it's fricking adorable, pretty sure he'll be calling in the morning to try to transfer, because he really wants to be a superhero.

There's too many codenames in this, I am so going to drink all the drinks.