Ahem, ahem

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Hi from your newest trainee, I guess. Um, wow, that sounds weird even though I talked to the Professor and lining up my ducks in a row completely. So, hi?

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Sure.

So what DO you have inside if it's not cheese?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming it's regular run of the mill stuff. You know, blood, guts, that hamburger the size of my head that I ate about 10 minutes ago.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Have you checked lately?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Uhhh, no?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Then how do you know you're not full of cheese?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Because I'm like fire lass and not made of tasty cheese lass.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

lies.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

...ew?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, have you SEEN her eat? She's gotta be full of cheese. I SAW her eat like, one of those whole cheese wheel things once.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

So if you squeeze her, does cheese come out her nose like e-z-cheez?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

... QUICK! Lets try it!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

You are not sque - ACK STOP THAT!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT! no cheese AND she set my shirt on fire.