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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

*voice-to-text active*

I have no fingers. No thumbs either.

Leaving my impending nervous breakdown about that aside, the upshot is that I -finally- figured out the pattern behind the attacks.

This guy just has a mad-on for attractive people. The prettier the better.

It's that simple.

I just wish I hadn't had to have my fists fused together to figure it out.

*voice to text disengaged*

Comments

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I can't dream up a reality that encompasses this, so I only have one thing to say: what the fuck?

And also, who gets to break the news to our attractive and nubile victims?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

I'll be there to talk to you shortly, Douglas. It's possible that you picked up more details that could potentially be helpful and don't realize it, given the circumstances.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

*voice to text engaged*

Entirely possible, sir. I've been a bit fixated on my complete lack of fingers and thumbs. I should be in my room. Or in the bathroom vomiting.

*voice to text disengaged*