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[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Hi from your newest trainee, I guess. Um, wow, that sounds weird even though I talked to the Professor and lining up my ducks in a row completely. So, hi?

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

If I may adopt the particular phrasings usually meant for Doug or Kyle at this moment; Y HALO THAR, HOT POCKET.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE AND OR SERVICE.

I vote Quesadilla HotPocket. Cause that's what I'm using no matter what.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

One word, Mr. Smarty Pants.

FWOOOSH.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's against the rules to FWOOSH your own teammates. Also my hair grows back, yo. Totally worth it.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Is that in the handbook? Like, written like that?

I am not a delicious foodstuff with cheese inside!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I am obliged to point out that FWOOOSH is not so much a word as an onomatopoetic utterance.

Nonetheless, I am also obliged to encourage the setting on fire of Kyle.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I am obliged or something to encourage that you need to go swimming.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a fantastic onomatopoetic utterance - so simple, so DIRECT, you know?

The only problem is that he's fuzzy and smells when it sometimes happens. You know, the accidental times.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Also, how does this work exactly? Do I pick one of the ones you all suggest or is it majority rules kind of thing?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you only get to pick once you're not a trainee. So I think uh, we suggest a lot of awful ones and then like, Mr. Summers or something picks for real.

I still like Quesadilla HotPocket. But you could totally go with Tabasco, or Jalapeno or Habanero or Chipotle or Wasabi or Ancho!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what that last one is!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Oh no. No no no. I am not a foodstuff!

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

No? Hm. Alternatives. Radiator. Barbecue. Stovetop. Microwave. Hotplate.

I confess, they lack flare . . .

Ah, I know. Henceforth you shall be known as . . . Space Heater.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Microwave Thing Full of Beans!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Isn't that too long or something?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

No, no, much too vague. Consider: is the emphasis meant to be on that which is full of beans, or the microwave in which it is cooked? Her powerset would indicate the microwaves should be preeminent in the billing, and thus I challenge this suggestion. Remember, I have possessed that mutation. I feel certain I would have noticed some hidden source of beanery.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Space Heater?

...well, I know what yours was and anything's better than Chupathingie.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

We could call you "Pants on fire" for old time's sake.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

I like Space Heater.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Aw, but there are plenty of cute food names. Like, empanada, chimichanga, or biscochito.

Oooh, that would be a good one. "Biscochito! Quick! To the Blackbird! Biscochito away!"

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Whats a empanda? Is that a spanish panda bear? WTF?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I dunno exactly. Ask your old roommate. It's like a dumpling. With stuff in it.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Isn't biscochito a cookie? Won't everyone get really hungry after a while?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Cinnamon cookie. And that's something we could totally put to tactical advantage.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]