One of the more pleasant types of announcements I make here...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

What with the events of the last few weeks, certain small niceties have dropped by the wayside. Understandable, but a shame, and I may be heading out of town shortly, but I wanted to rectify the lapse before I did.

We have a number of new trainees to welcome aboard. Marius, Jennie, Kyle, Janet, and Forge will be working with us. I'm sure you'll all make yourselves available to answer any questions they may have, and as training partners when I do get a new rotation drawn up.

For our new trainees - you now have full access to the database, including all of the training material and past missions. I'd suggest reading everything you can get your hands on, for a better understanding of what we do around here. One note, though - it's not kind to mock the follies of your elders. Some of us have heard all too many jokes about quicksand and coatracks and the like.

And on that note... trainee names, anyone?

Comments

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

No it's not. I'd rather not have to answer to anything with the word "Crap" in it. Beast Boy.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's not SEXIST though, is it?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Kyle. No. Just. No. Otherwise I start lobbying for Monkeyboy for you.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

If you wanted to stick to the Vegas theme, though, I'm sure either Lady Luck or Jackpot would be less objectionable.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm not crazy about the Vegas theme, but you people seem hell bent on it.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, it was less the you-specific than the you-general. English once again fails to distinguish.