One of the more pleasant types of announcements I make here...

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What with the events of the last few weeks, certain small niceties have dropped by the wayside. Understandable, but a shame, and I may be heading out of town shortly, but I wanted to rectify the lapse before I did.

We have a number of new trainees to welcome aboard. Marius, Jennie, Kyle, Janet, and Forge will be working with us. I'm sure you'll all make yourselves available to answer any questions they may have, and as training partners when I do get a new rotation drawn up.

For our new trainees - you now have full access to the database, including all of the training material and past missions. I'd suggest reading everything you can get your hands on, for a better understanding of what we do around here. One note, though - it's not kind to mock the follies of your elders. Some of us have heard all too many jokes about quicksand and coatracks and the like.

And on that note... trainee names, anyone?

Comments

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Sorry to disappoint, mate, but in regards to awesome you are Corporal at best.

As for Smarm, it is preferable to Schmooze, if only because the former carries fewer connotations of an animated movie featuring technicolor horses.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

You covet my awesomeness. You only wish it was a mutant power so you could steal it for yourself.

That's what you are! You're the Moocher!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's like Phlebotomist Man.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Look at Beast Boy, with the big-kid words...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You want I should walk around on my hands going "Indubitably!" all the time too?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I don't know what's sadder. You made a refernce to a My Little Pony movie, or the fact that I got it....