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I think that Asgard may be on the move. Last week, Amora the Enchantress herself abducted me on behalf of Baron Zemo. Today, I was attacked by a group of Asgardian-speaking retards who proved embarrassingly incompetent. They didn't say whom they represented, but they seemed fearful of it when I told them to return empty-handed. After last week, it seems odd that Amora would send these boobs on her behalf, but on the other hand if she is just sending mortals to do her work, then her picking of servants may be limited. And this does not strike me as something that the Norns would do, and honestly I do not even know if these events are related. But I do not believe in coincidence.

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Okay, I've read this like, five times and all the words are English and it still makes no sense.

Shocking.

Embarassingly enough, I've got nothing, either. It's not like we were able to do anything regarding the Asgardian thing the first time. You're all right, though? And has anyone else noticed anything strange that might be related?

I'm fine. I don't think they were expecting me to know how to defend myself. I think I heard one of them say that it was easier to abduct "the others." But they didn't say who "the others" are.

It's not a coincidence. This, couple with the attack on Muir a couple days ago, and some ritual killings that I've been following...

They're targeting the people who got abducted to Asgard a couple years ago. I'm not sure who they are, or what their motivations are yet, but there you have it.

Already writing an email to Jamie and Alison to let them know what's up.

What do you mean, targeting all of us? I'm the only one who has been attacked. No one who went to Asgard is at Muir now.

Manuel was until very recently.

And there have been a series of ritual killings of people with similar backgrounds to the Asgard bunch, using a method that is referenced in Norse literature.

I'm cross-loading my research to Forge, you can take a look when he gets it.

brb nuking Sweden

Well, wouldn't a simple solution be to just... give them Manuel and see if they'll take that as a good deal in lieu of a stomping?

Who could consider de la Rocha a good deal for anything?

I think they're from Norway, actually.

...more like Snoreway.

Sweden, Norway, whatever. Both are countries full of obnoxious white people who are obviously begging for fire.

Whatever you do, leave Finland alone. Finland produces awesome music.

So help me out here, if folks are coming after the former Valhalla Tourists, what should we expect? Magic? Mind control? Big Vikings? Or just a bunch of hippies singing "Take A Chance On Me"?

Potentially all of the above.

Except maybe that last one.

Damn. Because, as an aside, I spent the better part of two years in Attilan living with a host family who had an abnormal love of ABBA singalongs from time to time. To this day, "Waterloo" still gives me twitches.

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