Status Report

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

muahahaha. i brought my laptop for teh solitare for the planeride. i am a smrt bunny. also <3<3<3 vicodin.

we found him. he's alive. as are 2 cosmonauts and some big ugly scaly bat thing. the red one, not the grey one. the grey bat thing's Marius. don't ask. he's fine too. he ate all of the mre's on the plane, but he was nice and let me have all the candy bars. crazy man escaped. after i hit crazy man with the plane. someone else can explain hitting crazy man with the plane to fearless leader when he wakes up.

it's technically my birthday for the next 2 days. i am very bruised. i demand a large cake.

Comments

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Yes. Although, unlike frosted glass, I doubt breathing on them and polishing them with your sleeve will achieve the desired effect.

As the majority of you have descended into irretreivable ridiculousness, I shall now attempt the sleep of the miserably lucid. I did fight a terrorist, you know.


And kicked his scaly red arse, too.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

i beat up toaaaad11111

why cant i get a explamation mark on this thing

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

night honeyhoney.

too bad you didn't see nimrod. his feet looked all funny sticking out from underneath the plane.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

dude like the wicked witch

yay planes falling on bad guys

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I'd offer to help but I think an extra mutation on top of the ones you currently have wouldn't be welcome.