Status Report

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

muahahaha. i brought my laptop for teh solitare for the planeride. i am a smrt bunny. also <3<3<3 vicodin.

we found him. he's alive. as are 2 cosmonauts and some big ugly scaly bat thing. the red one, not the grey one. the grey bat thing's Marius. don't ask. he's fine too. he ate all of the mre's on the plane, but he was nice and let me have all the candy bars. crazy man escaped. after i hit crazy man with the plane. someone else can explain hitting crazy man with the plane to fearless leader when he wakes up.

it's technically my birthday for the next 2 days. i am very bruised. i demand a large cake.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

the marine dude doctor dude made me throw out my broken teeths.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

no necklaces for kyle

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

neverever no dino ones no finger ones no teeth ones no one loves me.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Why would you want to keep them? Make a necklace or something?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

JINX! You owe me a coke.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not? I'd invite all you guys over to my place, but you're all kind of broken and stuff.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

i can have coke! i think! the doctors said I might pee blood for a few days though. that's kinda gross.

but you should have seen the other guy. beat the right straight fuck out of him, i did. :D

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

i can has cheezburger

only no cause my jaw is broken

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Aw, poor Kyle jaw. So sad. :(

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

i totally want a cool one and no one ever lets me have that and i could buy a shark one but everyone has those1