Status Report

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

muahahaha. i brought my laptop for teh solitare for the planeride. i am a smrt bunny. also <3<3<3 vicodin.

we found him. he's alive. as are 2 cosmonauts and some big ugly scaly bat thing. the red one, not the grey one. the grey bat thing's Marius. don't ask. he's fine too. he ate all of the mre's on the plane, but he was nice and let me have all the candy bars. crazy man escaped. after i hit crazy man with the plane. someone else can explain hitting crazy man with the plane to fearless leader when he wakes up.

it's technically my birthday for the next 2 days. i am very bruised. i demand a large cake.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

then he would fly around getting into girls rooms and wait no that would be me nevermind

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

I went into a guy's ear. Yuck!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

wow how tiny were you or did he have realy really big earsrs? thats so gross i hope you took a shower ear wax smells nastyassbad

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

I dunno, tiny. I didn't have a tiny measuring tape to measure myself or anything. My uniform got most of the gross stuff on it, but I washed my hands a ton because I had to crawl in and zap him and then crawl out again and I didn't have any gloves on. I am so taking a nice long shower when we get back, and I never want to wear that uniform again. Gross!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

ewwwww i bet he had too much ear wax too stinky guys always do have something gross like that