At the risk of inducing collective apoplexy...

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

After a significant amount of serious thought, and various discussion over the past several months...

I have decided to join the X-Men as a trainee.

Thus making your team 100% more Francais and 1000% more fabulous.

Objections may take a number, and start a line forming at the left.

To answer what might be the most obvious questions, yes, I am serious, and yes, I am aware of the irony given my past affiliations.

Merci.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I gotta go to bed soon. If it's due tomorrow you're screwed. Otherwise I got time tomorrow night and Wednesday afternoon or else you gotta wait until the weekend.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Wednesday night works, your usual fee?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Unless you're gonna do something weird like that weird pizza in Japan, pizza is great.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Pizza it is, although if you really want puffer fish pizza, I could give it a shot.