At the risk of inducing collective apoplexy...

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After a significant amount of serious thought, and various discussion over the past several months...

I have decided to join the X-Men as a trainee.

Thus making your team 100% more Francais and 1000% more fabulous.

Objections may take a number, and start a line forming at the left.

To answer what might be the most obvious questions, yes, I am serious, and yes, I am aware of the irony given my past affiliations.

Merci.

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So now of course, the very important question. What shall be Jean-Phillipe's trainee name?

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Merde. I believe someone small, red, and devious neglected to mention the hazing.