http://x_cyclops.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-cyclops.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] x_team2009-01-18 10:32 pm

New trainee

I meant to announce this earlier in the week, but events transpired and I wound up in Italy. Lil is going to be joining the ranks of the trainees, as it seems to be the best way to give her what she needs in terms of training.

Suggestions for a trainee name start... now. Don't disappoint me.

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Poke fun at me all you wanna but do not, I repeat, do NOT insult the King. I will put so many holes in this place, you'll be shitting spackle for a month, Child.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I am totally cool with Elvis, I'm just sayin', you might not wanna use it for a trainee name.

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Unlike some, I'd never disrespect the King with such blasphemy as taking his name anyway. And the man was crazy tough - he fought in a freaking war.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, for real? He'd have been... wait, Elvis fought in Vietnam!?!? HOLY CRAP.

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
He didn't fight in Vietnam. He served in Germany and made Sergeant. Shit, google the man so you know something other than he had a heart attack in the bathroom.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay, so I totally just went to his wikipedia page.

But he still died in the bathroom.

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You're really pushing to re-tile my bathroom, aren't you?

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Allegedly died.

There's a going theory that the real Elvis Presley never returned to the US after his stint in the military and continued doing covert work for the government.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I, uh... what? Dude'd be like, what, 70ish now?

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You just moved up on my tolerable list.

[identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not try out some of the King's songs? Burning Love, Jailhouse Rock, Devil in Disguise?

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-01-19 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Jennie. A voice of sanity. First one who says Hound Dog is gonna eat my fist, though.

Elvis Songs

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
To go along with Jennie's suggestion:

Lyrics to Every Song Elvis Ever Recorded. (http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/balcony/1441/eplyrics.html)