Alert

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you all noticed the helicopter on the lawn. Some of you might have seen Val Cooper emerging from it. She came with some exceptionally bad news.

Succinctly, Magneto is currently orbiting the Earth in a Russian space station, in control of a satellite-based laser weapons system. If the US and Russian governments don't fulfill the first of his demands - releasing all mutants they currently have in custody - in a week, he's going to destroy Washington and Moscow.

Forge, I need you in the Situation Room right now. Everyone else, I need you down here in 30 minutes, once Ororo and I have a basic plan to present.

Comments

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

How do I tell my professor that I need to run out in the middle of class to save the world?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I'm begging sudden and fluid-seeping ailment. This will conveniently allow me to hie my way to Jen, who I believe shall be finding herself similarly afflicted shortly after I hit Send.

(And apologies, but reality has satellite-based laser weapons' systems since when?)

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Since apparently we all started living in a comic book.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Man, I am totally glad that my teachers are all here, and not, like, other places.

Also, yeah, WHAT THE FUH???? I thought that Star Wars crap was ended when Reagan left office a billion years ago back in the 80's.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Yes, it seems the Master of Magnetism did not deign to read the memo.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I bet he doesn't put covers on his TPS reports either.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering the same thing.

Bobby will understand if I tell people that he suddenly fell ill and I have to fly home, right?