Attention

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

To all team members with Danger Room access:

The Danger Room is a training tool. It is not a ruler to measure how big your manhood (or imaginary manhood) is. Do not make me put the Thwomp scenario on repeat.

P.S. - You break it, you buy it.

Comments

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

I don't know, 'Ro, there's something to be said for a spirit of healthy competition...

Speaking of which, folks, I'm probably as badly out of shape as Nate. (Although not as old.)

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Not you too...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Everything else aside, I used to be pretty good in the DR, remember. I kind of miss it, and it might be good not to let myself get too out of shape while I'm getting my head on straight.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Just watch out for the brute squad, or you might end up dangling by your toes...

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I bet I could take YOU! Your powers don't suck goat balls!

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Is this what you call a showing on the part of poor role models, Ms Munroe?

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

This is what I call people who obviously are not being kept busy enough. Perhaps I ought to start class auditing very early this year.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Maybe they need extra comm shift too?

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

An excellent idea, Terry. I will see if I cannot rearrange the schedule a little in order to maximize their efficiency (i.e. back-to-back shifts....)

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

They can have some of mine. I have an essay to write.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I'm a good little minion!

and I have O-chem the 7:30am class of DOOM. DOOM I TELL YOU!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

We're training together! Building team spirit! Helping an old and broken and did I mention old? teammate get back in the saddle!

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Hey!

If he's old...

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You're really old.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I know I've been deactivated from the team, but you really are.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Not too old to take both you youngsters out behind the woodshed for a whipping.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I'd be more afraid, but you've already winged me into the Pacific Ocean. I think the threats have plateaued.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

There is a time and a place for things like what you are trying to do.

It is called the shower. You can compare sizes there.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I get to shower with the boys now? I think I have a better rack.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

I approve this new training procedure and nominate Ororo for permanent team leader. Who needs Scott? Not this X-Man.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I definitely have a better rack than you.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Pretty soon you will all be experiencing showers...

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Good way to unwind, a nice shower.