Ooh! Hrm. "Screaming Mimi" is probably too long, and "Songbird" isn't horrible enough . . . oh, I know! We could call Terry "Soundwave" and make endless jokes about where she keeps her cassettes.

Clarice, hrm. We could go with "Purple Girl," I guess . . . okay, I think I used up all my good ideas on Terry. Somebody else's turn.