One of the more pleasant types of announcements I make here...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

What with the events of the last few weeks, certain small niceties have dropped by the wayside. Understandable, but a shame, and I may be heading out of town shortly, but I wanted to rectify the lapse before I did.

We have a number of new trainees to welcome aboard. Marius, Jennie, Kyle, Janet, and Forge will be working with us. I'm sure you'll all make yourselves available to answer any questions they may have, and as training partners when I do get a new rotation drawn up.

For our new trainees - you now have full access to the database, including all of the training material and past missions. I'd suggest reading everything you can get your hands on, for a better understanding of what we do around here. One note, though - it's not kind to mock the follies of your elders. Some of us have heard all too many jokes about quicksand and coatracks and the like.

And on that note... trainee names, anyone?

Comments

[x-ccelerate.livejournal.com]

I meant policies. You can tell from the way I used the word "policies."

Improving our reading comprehension standards would likely fall under the purview of the school. Which hat are you wearing today, Summers?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

I'm wearing my "Going to Peru" hat, actually. It's new and jaunty.

[x-ccelerate.livejournal.com]

Business trip, or are you following my shining example and taking some time off?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

There is no way to answer that which doesn't end in me having an anxiety attack.

[x-ccelerate.livejournal.com]

I see I haven't lost my touch, then.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

It is very jaunty.

And it's occurred to me - there aren't that many six foot tall red heads in the world. Hmm... Ever wonder what I'd look like as a brunette?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

...

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Yes, but is that a goood "..." or a bad "..."?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Brain broken.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Kay. Mission complete. Except for the bit where we haven't actually left yet. Or gotten to hit anyone.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Well, if they can take people like you I'm sure we'll just fit right on in...

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Don't tease the man, or he'll likely suggest some horrible name like Crapshoot or Heisenberg Lass or something.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Don't give him ideas, tin man...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, Crapshoot wouldn't be -that- bad. Jennie's from Vegas, and craps is a gambling game.. It's better than Showgirl.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

No, you don't get to pick my name, because if you do I'll stick you with "Douchebag"

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying, Crapshoot's better than Showgirl. Neither of which were my idea.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

No it's not. I'd rather not have to answer to anything with the word "Crap" in it. Beast Boy.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's not SEXIST though, is it?

[x-ccelerate.livejournal.com]

No, actually, I think the entire affair of trainee names is an exercise in puerile hazing that doubtless started when the original team was just out of high school themselves and therefore more impressed with immaturity. It's the silliest sort of institutional tradition and I take no part in it; whatever names you're saddled with are on your own heads.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

A wise man! I nominate him for team leader.

[x-ccelerate.livejournal.com]

Ah, but I had training already by the time I arrived. I had to suffer through my silly institutional traditions, you have to suffer through yours. No doubt they build character.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

No fair! You got trained by your dad! I totally call nepotism! Shenanigans!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I read a post back here that says your trainee name was Hummingbird.

[x-ccelerate.livejournal.com]

Terry is mildly delusional; I was never a trainee.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So you didn't have the funky grey uniform?